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On the stands · week 5 of 14

2026

5 weeks in. Top 6 make the playoffs at week 15.
Points leader
733.8
Jason · 146.8 per week
Best record
4–1
Jason · 3-game win streak
Highest week
201.4
Rohit · week 1
Unluckiest
−1.8
Maria · wins below expected

Standings

Through week 5 · top 6 make the playoffs
1
League leader · week 5
Jason
I'm Sorry Smith Jaxon
Record
4–1–0
Points for
733.8
#Manager
2
Ball Knower
3
Johnny Broken Dreams
4
Waddle Baby Waddle
5
Jerry Jones' Diary
6
rohit's Great Team
7
The greatest team ever
8
Love a Cook Mixon up some Lamb
9
Whiskey's Warriors
10
Tortured Butt(ker) Department

Weeks

Every week’s top score · 5 of 17 final · week 6 live
Weeks 8–14
Wk 8Not final yet
Wk 9Not final yet
Wk 10Not final yet
Wk 11Not final yet
Wk 12Not final yet
Wk 13Not final yet
Wk 14Not final yet
Playoffs · weeks 15–17
Wk 15Not final yet
Wk 16Not final yet
Wk 17Not final yet

The receipts

2026 season · 5 weeks of matchups
Schedule luck
Record vs all-play
Maria
0-5 · 12-33
+1.3 ROBBED
Mom
1-4 · 15-30
+0.7 ROBBED
Sug
2-3 · 22-23
+0.4 EVEN
Rohit
2-3 · 19-26
+0.1 EVEN
Jason
4-1 · 37-8
+0.1 EVEN
Audrey
3-2 · 24-21
−0.3 EVEN
Alec
3-2 · 24-21
−0.3 EVEN
Adam
2-3 · 15-30
−0.3 EVEN
Sean
4-1 · 30-15
−0.7 GIFTED
Devin
4-1 · 27-18
−1.0 GIFTED
All-play = your roster vs every other roster, every week · 5 weeks
Deserved wins
Actual vs expected, from PF/PA
ACTUAL
EXPECTED
VERDICT
Jason
4-1
3.1 W
EARNED
Rohit
2-3
3.1 W
SHORTED −1.1
Devin
4-1
3.0 W
EARNED
Sean
4-1
2.7 W
OVERPAID +1.3
Sug
2-3
2.6 W
EARNED
Alec
3-2
2.4 W
EARNED
Adam
2-3
2.3 W
EARNED
Audrey
3-2
2.3 W
EARNED
Mom
1-4
1.8 W
EARNED
Maria
0-5
1.8 W
SHORTED −1.8
Expected wins from points for & against
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